What do get when you cross jokes

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant? A: Big holes all over Australia! Q: What do you get when you cross a elephant with a witch? Funology is the ultimate parenting toolbox! We offer ideas you can use to inspire and entertain your kids offline. Simply put, we offer the cure to boredom!

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline? A: A milkshake! Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge. The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party. Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us? Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Dad: To get to the other side but your mother only made it about halfway. Computer , Cross , Elephant. What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea? Answer: Bugs Bunny! Cross , Flea , Rabbit. What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an insect? Answer: Bugs bunny. Cross , Insect , Rabbit. What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet? Answer: A snake in the brass! Cross , Music , Snake. What do you get if you cross a skunk and a bee?

Answer: An animal that stinks as it stings. Bee , Cross. What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set? Answer: A boa constructor! What do you get when you cross a cave with a snippy person? A sar-chasm.

What do you get when you cross two thieves and a teacher? Good Friday. What do you get when you cross a BBQ Pitmaster with a sexual sadist? What do you get when you cross lsd and birth control? A trip without the kids. What do you get when you cross a water buffalo with a firetruck?

What do you get when you cross a policeman with a skunk? Law and odor. What do you get when you cross a dog and some explosives? A treat seeking missile. What do you get when you cross the Queen with a porn set? Fuckingham Palace. What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle? A Dildo. What do you get when you cross a sidewalk and a street? You get to the other side of the street. What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee with a rhinoceros?

A meeting with the ethics committee and swift removal of your research funding. What do you get when you cross the Russian mob and Italian Mob? What do you get when you cross a mafioso with a postmodern literary critic? You get a guy who'll make you an offer you can't understand! What do you get when you cross Father's Day and Cake day? Extra Karma I hope. Dad uses that joke a lot. What do you get when you cross a pig and a dinosaur?

Jurassic Pork. What do you get when you cross an arab man with an Egyptian man? Nothing, in both those countries homosexuality is illegal and it is banned. What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? Most of the time you get an onion with floppy ears, but every once in a while you get a piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye. What do you get when you cross Captain America and Thor?

A Chris-cross. What do you get when you cross a human and a pig? A visit from the FBI and an immediate removal of your government funding.